/* * This file is part of Psy Shell. * * (c) 2012-2023 Justin Hileman * * For the full copyright and license information, please view the LICENSE * file that was distributed with this source code. */ namespace Psy; use Psy\ExecutionLoop\ProcessForker; use Psy\VersionUpdater\GitHubChecker; use Psy\VersionUpdater\Installer; use Psy\VersionUpdater\SelfUpdate; use Symfony\Component\Console\Input\ArgvInput; use Symfony\Component\Console\Input\InputArgument; use Symfony\Component\Console\Input\InputDefinition; use Symfony\Component\Console\Input\InputOption; if (!\function_exists('Psy\\sh')) { /** * Command to return the eval-able code to startup PsySH. * * eval(\Psy\sh()); */ function sh(): string { if (\version_compare(\PHP_VERSION, '8.0', '<')) { return '\extract(\Psy\debug(\get_defined_vars(), isset($this) ? $this : @\get_called_class()));'; } return <<<'EOS' if (isset($this)) { \extract(\Psy\debug(\get_defined_vars(), $this)); } else { try { static::class; \extract(\Psy\debug(\get_defined_vars(), static::class)); } catch (\Error $e) { \extract(\Psy\debug(\get_defined_vars())); } } EOS; } } if (!\function_exists('Psy\\debug')) { /** * Invoke a Psy Shell from the current context. * * For example: * * foreach ($items as $item) { * \Psy\debug(get_defined_vars()); * } * * If you would like your shell interaction to affect the state of the * current context, you can extract() the values returned from this call: * * foreach ($items as $item) { * extract(\Psy\debug(get_defined_vars())); * var_dump($item); // will be whatever you set $item to in Psy Shell * } * * Optionally, supply an object as the `$bindTo` parameter. This determines * the value `$this` will have in the shell, and sets up class scope so that * private and protected members are accessible: * * class Foo { * function bar() { * \Psy\debug(get_defined_vars(), $this); * } * } * * For the static equivalent, pass a class name as the `$bindTo` parameter. * This makes `self` work in the shell, and sets up static scope so that * private and protected static members are accessible: * * class Foo { * static function bar() { * \Psy\debug(get_defined_vars(), get_called_class()); * } * } * * @param array $vars Scope variables from the calling context (default: []) * @param object|string $bindTo Bound object ($this) or class (self) value for the shell * * @return array Scope variables from the debugger session */ function debug(array $vars = [], $bindTo = null): array { echo \PHP_EOL; $sh = new Shell(); $sh->setScopeVariables($vars); // Show a couple of lines of call context for the debug session. // // @todo come up with a better way of doing this which doesn't involve injecting input :-P if ($sh->has('whereami')) { $sh->addInput('whereami -n2', true); } if (\is_string($bindTo)) { $sh->setBoundClass($bindTo); } elseif ($bindTo !== null) { $sh->setBoundObject($bindTo); } $sh->run(); return $sh->getScopeVariables(false); } } if (!\function_exists('Psy\\info')) { /** * Get a bunch of debugging info about the current PsySH environment and * configuration. * * If a Configuration param is passed, that configuration is stored and * used for the current shell session, and no debugging info is returned. * * @param Configuration|null $config * * @return array|null */ function info(Configuration $config = null) { static $lastConfig; if ($config !== null) { $lastConfig = $config; return; } $prettyPath = function ($path) { return $path; }; $homeDir = (new ConfigPaths())->homeDir(); if ($homeDir && $homeDir = \rtrim($homeDir, '/')) { $homePattern = '#^'.\preg_quote($homeDir, '#').'/#'; $prettyPath = function ($path) use ($homePattern) { if (\is_string($path)) { return \preg_replace($homePattern, '~/', $path); } else { return $path; } }; } $config = $lastConfig ?: new Configuration(); $configEnv = (isset($_SERVER['PSYSH_CONFIG']) && $_SERVER['PSYSH_CONFIG']) ? $_SERVER['PSYSH_CONFIG'] : false; if ($configEnv === false && \PHP_SAPI === 'cli-server') { $configEnv = \getenv('PSYSH_CONFIG'); } $shellInfo = [ 'PsySH version' => Shell::VERSION, ]; $core = [ 'PHP version' => \PHP_VERSION, 'OS' => \PHP_OS, 'default includes' => $config->getDefaultIncludes(), 'require semicolons' => $config->requireSemicolons(), 'strict types' => $config->strictTypes(), 'error logging level' => $config->errorLoggingLevel(), 'config file' => [ 'default config file' => $prettyPath($config->getConfigFile()), 'local config file' => $prettyPath($config->getLocalConfigFile()), 'PSYSH_CONFIG env' => $prettyPath($configEnv), ], // 'config dir' => $config->getConfigDir(), // 'data dir' => $config->getDataDir(), // 'runtime dir' => $config->getRuntimeDir(), ]; // Use an explicit, fresh update check here, rather than relying on whatever is in $config. $checker = new GitHubChecker(); $updateAvailable = null; $latest = null; try { $updateAvailable = !$checker->isLatest(); $latest = $checker->getLatest(); } catch (\Throwable $e) { } $updates = [ 'update available' => $updateAvailable, 'latest release version' => $latest, 'update check interval' => $config->getUpdateCheck(), 'update cache file' => $prettyPath($config->getUpdateCheckCacheFile()), ]; $input = [ 'interactive mode' => $config->interactiveMode(), 'input interactive' => $config->getInputInteractive(), 'yolo' => $config->yolo(), ]; if ($config->hasReadline()) { $info = \readline_info(); $readline = [ 'readline available' => true, 'readline enabled' => $config->useReadline(), 'readline service' => \get_class($config->getReadline()), ]; if (isset($info['library_version'])) { $readline['readline library'] = $info['library_version']; } if (isset($info['readline_name']) && $info['readline_name'] !== '') { $readline['readline name'] = $info['readline_name']; } } else { $readline = [ 'readline available' => false, ]; } $output = [ 'color mode' => $config->colorMode(), 'output decorated' => $config->getOutputDecorated(), 'output verbosity' => $config->verbosity(), 'output pager' => $config->getPager(), ]; $theme = $config->theme(); // TODO: show styles (but only if they're different than default?) $output['theme'] = [ 'compact' => $theme->compact(), 'prompt' => $theme->prompt(), 'bufferPrompt' => $theme->bufferPrompt(), 'replayPrompt' => $theme->replayPrompt(), 'returnValue' => $theme->returnValue(), ]; $pcntl = [ 'pcntl available' => ProcessForker::isPcntlSupported(), 'posix available' => ProcessForker::isPosixSupported(), ]; if ($disabledPcntl = ProcessForker::disabledPcntlFunctions()) { $pcntl['disabled pcntl functions'] = $disabledPcntl; } if ($disabledPosix = ProcessForker::disabledPosixFunctions()) { $pcntl['disabled posix functions'] = $disabledPosix; } $pcntl['use pcntl'] = $config->usePcntl(); $history = [ 'history file' => $prettyPath($config->getHistoryFile()), 'history size' => $config->getHistorySize(), 'erase duplicates' => $config->getEraseDuplicates(), ]; $docs = [ 'manual db file' => $prettyPath($config->getManualDbFile()), 'sqlite available' => true, ]; try { if ($db = $config->getManualDb()) { if ($q = $db->query('SELECT * FROM meta;')) { $q->setFetchMode(\PDO::FETCH_KEY_PAIR); $meta = $q->fetchAll(); foreach ($meta as $key => $val) { switch ($key) { case 'built_at': $d = new \DateTime('@'.$val); $val = $d->format(\DateTime::RFC2822); break; } $key = 'db '.\str_replace('_', ' ', $key); $docs[$key] = $val; } } else { $docs['db schema'] = '0.1.0'; } } } catch (Exception\RuntimeException $e) { if ($e->getMessage() === 'SQLite PDO driver not found') { $docs['sqlite available'] = false; } else { throw $e; } } $autocomplete = [ 'tab completion enabled' => $config->useTabCompletion(), 'bracketed paste' => $config->useBracketedPaste(), ]; // Shenanigans, but totally justified. try { if ($shell = Sudo::fetchProperty($config, 'shell')) { $shellClass = \get_class($shell); if ($shellClass !== 'Psy\\Shell') { $shellInfo = [ 'PsySH version' => $shell::VERSION, 'Shell class' => $shellClass, ]; } try { $core['loop listeners'] = \array_map('get_class', Sudo::fetchProperty($shell, 'loopListeners')); } catch (\ReflectionException $e) { // shrug } $core['commands'] = \array_map('get_class', $shell->all()); try { $autocomplete['custom matchers'] = \array_map('get_class', Sudo::fetchProperty($shell, 'matchers')); } catch (\ReflectionException $e) { // shrug } } } catch (\ReflectionException $e) { // shrug } // @todo Show Presenter / custom casters. return \array_merge($shellInfo, $core, \compact('updates', 'pcntl', 'input', 'readline', 'output', 'history', 'docs', 'autocomplete')); } } if (!\function_exists('Psy\\bin')) { /** * `psysh` command line executable. * * @return \Closure */ function bin(): \Closure { return function () { if (!isset($_SERVER['PSYSH_IGNORE_ENV']) || !$_SERVER['PSYSH_IGNORE_ENV']) { if (\defined('HHVM_VERSION_ID')) { \fwrite(\STDERR, 'PsySH v0.11 and higher does not support HHVM. Install an older version, or set the environment variable PSYSH_IGNORE_ENV=1 to override this restriction and proceed anyway.'.\PHP_EOL); exit(1); } if (\PHP_VERSION_ID < 70000) { \fwrite(\STDERR, 'PHP 7.0.0 or higher is required. You can set the environment variable PSYSH_IGNORE_ENV=1 to override this restriction and proceed anyway.'.\PHP_EOL); exit(1); } if (\PHP_VERSION_ID > 89999) { \fwrite(\STDERR, 'PHP 9 or higher is not supported. You can set the environment variable PSYSH_IGNORE_ENV=1 to override this restriction and proceed anyway.'.\PHP_EOL); exit(1); } if (!\function_exists('json_encode')) { \fwrite(\STDERR, 'The JSON extension is required. Please install it. You can set the environment variable PSYSH_IGNORE_ENV=1 to override this restriction and proceed anyway.'.\PHP_EOL); exit(1); } if (!\function_exists('token_get_all')) { \fwrite(\STDERR, 'The Tokenizer extension is required. Please install it. You can set the environment variable PSYSH_IGNORE_ENV=1 to override this restriction and proceed anyway.'.\PHP_EOL); exit(1); } } $usageException = null; $shellIsPhar = Shell::isPhar(); $input = new ArgvInput(); try { $input->bind(new InputDefinition(\array_merge(Configuration::getInputOptions(), [ new InputOption('help', 'h', InputOption::VALUE_NONE), new InputOption('version', 'V', InputOption::VALUE_NONE), new InputOption('self-update', 'u', InputOption::VALUE_NONE), new InputArgument('include', InputArgument::IS_ARRAY), ]))); } catch (\RuntimeException $e) { $usageException = $e; } try { $config = Configuration::fromInput($input); } catch (\InvalidArgumentException $e) { $usageException = $e; } // Handle --help if (!isset($config) || $usageException !== null || $input->getOption('help')) { if ($usageException !== null) { echo $usageException->getMessage().\PHP_EOL.\PHP_EOL; } $version = Shell::getVersionHeader(false); $argv = isset($_SERVER['argv']) ? $_SERVER['argv'] : []; $name = $argv ? \basename(\reset($argv)) : 'psysh'; echo <<getOption('version')) { echo Shell::getVersionHeader($config->useUnicode()).\PHP_EOL; exit(0); } // Handle --self-update if ($input->getOption('self-update')) { if (!$shellIsPhar) { \fwrite(\STDERR, 'The --self-update option can only be used with with a phar based install.'.\PHP_EOL); exit(1); } $selfUpdate = new SelfUpdate(new GitHubChecker(), new Installer()); $result = $selfUpdate->run($input, $config->getOutput()); exit($result); } $shell = new Shell($config); // Pass additional arguments to Shell as 'includes' $shell->setIncludes($input->getArgument('include')); try { // And go! $shell->run(); } catch (\Throwable $e) { \fwrite(\STDERR, $e->getMessage().\PHP_EOL); // @todo this triggers the "exited unexpectedly" logic in the // ForkingLoop, so we can't exit(1) after starting the shell... // fix this :) // exit(1); } }; } } That Time a Resident of Dildo Petitioned to Change the Town's Name in 1990 - DarkOct02

That Time a Resident of Dildo Petitioned to Change the Town’s Name in 1990

by Secret East in Found Footage

Kind of hard not to be ribbed with a name like Dildo…

The Newfoundland town of Dildo has gotten its fair share of attention throughout the years, and the response of the locals has been polarizing at times. Some folks have scrambled to find the origins of their town’s name in phallus-shaped row boat pins, 16th century test tubes, and old scornful insults. Some believe Dildoe (the earliest spelling of the town) could have been derived from an old Spanish surname with a connection to settlers of the area, though there has never been any confirmed evidence. While the exact history of the name that has existed since the early 1700s is largely unknown, there is no denying the notoriety that has come solely from sharing a moniker with a phallus-shaped sex toy. Or, a prosthetic penis, if you will.

Some locals have only tolerated the name of Dildo, while others have straight up embraced and celebrated it. Before the recent boom and success of the Dildo Brewing Company, there were many failed efforts to have the name changed. In 1990, local electrician Robert Elford started a petition to rename the town. In a CBC News spot found here, Elford explained that the name, well, embarrassed his kids. Retitling towns was not uncommon in Newfoundland. Prior to Elford’s attempt in 1990, Famish Gut had become Fair Haven, Gayside switched to Baytona, and Silly Cove had gotten slightly more serious as Winterton.

While many signed up in support of Elford’s efforts, the proud portion of the Dildo population, like fourth generation resident Lloyd George, fought against the motion.

“I can’t see surrendering 300 years of historic value of this town for a silly old sexual object” George told the CBC in 1990.

Ultimately, Elford’s campaign at giving Dildo a brand refresh failed, and so has every similar movement since. With time, it seems the stigma has died down. In the end, whether folks want to accept the name as a blessing or a curse, the sex toy jokes have landed the Trinity Bay town of roughly 1,200 as an unforgettable, and internationally talked about destination.

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